From JMSTUMPF@ARTSU1.watstar.uwaterloo.caSat Dec 14 13:50:39 1996 Date: Wed, 30 OCT 1996 13:45:55 EDT From: The Baldman To: distribution: ; Subject: WHL: LUNATICS SIGHT UNREST IN CAMP After last nights 7-2 loss to the Voodoo, a game in which the Lunatics out shot the Voodoo 40-33, right winger Claude Lemeiux scored both Lunatics and was named the games 3rd star met up with reporters and had this to say, "The Lunatics have no heart and no guts! We are out shooting almost everyteam we play, and we have had 5 games already this year in which we have put over 50 shots on the oppostions net, but nobody seem to care. Cliffy (Ronning) has been playing great and this him and Patty (Lafontaine) are the only guys out there who are trying. Mr. Stumpf named me Captain late last week and I have showed the team why. I can't beleive the play of some of the players, especially Dan Kesa, Donald Audette and Jeff Brown, they are all just garbage. There has to be some changes within this organization or else we are just going to go down the tubes. Then you look at the officiating in this league and that just stinks too. The so called pretty boy, the Russian Rocket last night ran Darren Van Impe into the boards head first and he is gone for a while. There was no call on that play. People complain about my style of play, well at least I give 100% all the time and I don't do any cheap shots like Bure and the rest of the Voodoo. I will go to Mr. Stumpf and together we will appeal this hit on Van Impe to the league commish." When Mr. Stumpf was asked about these rumors in camp he had this to say, "Claude is the captain of the team and him and I are going to have to sit down and talk about what is going on with the team. We are giving no support to our goalies and Jeff Brown especially hasn't been playing well at all, I think there will be some changes soon and I think Claude is right when he named those three guys because they are the ones on the bubble right now" I guess we will have to see what happens in the Lunatics camp, that all from here in Waterloo, back to the Price Is Right! |=======================================================================| | May the creatures of the night watch over your soul as you cross into | | the realm of darkness, the realm of the Undertaker | | R.I.P. | |=======================================================================| |Jason Stumpf - BALDY | GM OF: WLUHL WATERLOO HITMEN | |UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO - ECONOMICS | WHL WATERLOO LUNATICS | |jmstumpf@artsu1.watstar.uwaterloo.ca | WWHL WATERLOO WARRIORS | |jmstumpf@dante.math.uwaterloo.ca | FHL WATERLOO WARHAWKS | |cstumpf@golden.net | & Commish of the WLUHL | |=======================================================================| %%% overflow headers %%% To: Web Hockey League -- Baldy , Mike Vader , "Robert S. Wysoglad 312.444.7647" , Speedracer , Lorne Clark , Michael Hebert , Carson Pierce , Kevin Beilner , Dave Moore , Keith Jones , HEBERT MARC , Jason Kolsrud , Larry Berteotti , Lars Nordekevist , Lori Steward , Adam Adris , Andreas Larsson , Brain Howe , Todd Henry , Dave Jensen , Rob Hite , Shaun Driver , Lee McEwen , Darren Kinnaird , Jeff MacDonald %%% end overflow headers %%%