From cstumpf@golden.netSun Dec 15 15:38:58 1996
Date: Sat, 7 DEC 1996 23:43:35 -0500 (EST)
From: Craig Stumpf <cstumpf@golden.net>
To: Michael Hebert <EI952325@uqac.uquebec.ca>,
    Dave Sprowl <dtlman@ix.netcom.com>,
    Lori Steward <EI954020@uqac.uquebec.ca>,
    Mike Vader <vader@bbs.sos.on.ca>, Jason Kolsrud <jkolsrud@clinton.net>,
    Kevin Beilner <Kbeilner@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
    Marc Hebert <EI953608@uqac.uquebec.ca>,
    Dave Moore <lbf3010@InfoNET.st-johns.nf.ca>,
    Shaun Driver <drivers@cadvision.com>, Adam Ardis <ace@wizvax.net>,
    Andreas Larsson <Andreas.Larsson@mailbox.swipnet.se>,
    "Brian R. Howe" <Brh@globalserve.net>,
    Todd Henry <henry296@wharton.upenn.edu>,
    David Jensen <djensen@YKnet.YK.CA>,
    Lee McEwen <lmcewen@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
    Robert Wysoglad <WYSOGLAD.ROBERT@ntrs.com>,
    Jeff MacDonald <jcmacdon@novice.uwaterloo.ca>,
    Carson Pierce <carsta@ns.sympatico.ca>,
    Lars Nordekvist <lnordekv@plants.seisy.abb.se>,
    Keith Jones <madmax@udel.edu>, Larry Berteotti <jberteot@lis.ab.ca>,
    Rob Hite <philly@udel.edu>,
    Darren Kinnaird <kinnaird@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>,
    Mike Newman <canuck@gmacalgary.com>,
    Jason Stumpf <jmstumpf@artsu1.watstar.uwaterloo.ca>,
    Michael Henschel <mlh145@mail.usask.ca>
Subject: WHL: WALES CONFERENCE NAMES REST OF STAFF


After being named coach of the ALL-STAR TEAM, GM Jason Stumpf of the
Waterloo Lunatics who currently have a .692 winning percentage and are
looking at taking it to .700 have named the rest of the staff for the
Wales conference. Brain :-) Howe of the Mustangs was also named to
the coaching staff by the leauge, but Coach Jason has decided to name
a couple extra people to the team.

"Well we are going to be going up against some stiff competition and
this All-Star game just isn't for fun, it is braggin rights and we
are going to win this thing. In my league, Jason Kolsrud lost our
only all-star game for us, fortunatly I won the final game to take
the series but I don't have to worry about him now, he is on the
other side.

I would like to name Michael Hebert as assitant coach, Lori Steward
of the Norseman as Player and Personal Director and Mike Newman of the
Clowns as the Waterboy, we need the best we can get at every position.

All I got to say is that we will have a busy schedule ahead of us,
choosing the best players for each team, it will be hard, but we will
find a way!"

Those were the comments by a very happy Jason Stumpf who was on his way
to the Bombershelter to enjoy a couple cold beers!
 people,
with the backwards attitudes,
pointing fingers,
when that's a bad excuse for sitting on your ass when you complain!
                                                     - Grim Skunk
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